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Bam fan and I love skateboarding and viva la bam is the best show ever!Good charlotte rocks!
"French people are bitter because americans come over and have no idea how to speak french and we dont even attempt to speak french. I know one sentence. Donez moi jam bone au bec mustard. Give me ham with mustard. Thats all i can say." - Bam Margera

"Does anyone wanna switch boxers with me?!" - Bam Margera

"That shits HAGGARD." Bam Margera

"Oh man you look like an egg with legs coming out of it!" - Bam Margera

"You had your big moment on the ice? Well, it's payback time! Kicking your ass would be the icing on my cake!" - Bam Margera

"I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today!" - Bam Margera

"Why does he sleep sideways? *EGUH*" Bam Margera

"I want you to punch me in the face, one second prior to take-off so it softens the blow" - Bam Margera

"He's gonna be annialated!" - Bam Margera

"What are you, a jerk?" - April Margera

Bam Margera: Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.

heres a little bio of him:
Full Name: Brandon "Bam" Cole Margera

Nicknames: Bam, Bam Bam, Scumbag, Bamalot

Birth Date: September 28, 1979
Home Town: West Chester, PA

Current home: Glenn Mills PA

Sign: Libra

Hair: drity brown

Eyes: blue

Height: 5' 11"

Weight: 145 lbs

Skates: Goofy

Tattooes: A heart on his rigth wrist and a heartagram tribal on his lower abdomen

Pets: a cat

Family: Jess Jess, Phil, April

Jobs: Stuntman for Jackass and his CKY movies,
Pro Skater, Producer for CKY movies
Drinks: what u got
Influences: Ville Valo (but everybody say he is obsessed of him. of course, he is )
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Cars: A4, Ferrari, Hummer II
Personal quotes:
"I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today."
ummmmmmmmm okay one more thing before this gets to long.....sorry I have not a damn life...:(
"We need a firepole, mom"

"We gotta get a new ride, Phil...right there, do you like that?"

"You have to test drive the car before you buy it, Mum Mum"

(Thanks to Melissa)


"I got blueprints!"

"We're gunna dig a tunnel into don Vito's bedroom"

"Don't Feed Phil! and we got bumper stickers too"

"Right now, we're standing underneath don Vitos Bed"
(Thanks to Shara)


"He didn't even notice."


"You got the toothpaste, loved it. You got the firepole, loved it. The hydraulics, him and Don Vito had a f'in blast. There's hamburgers on his ass of his jeans and he has hamburgers on his T-shirt. Phil's Hell Day is gonna be forever."



"Football!"



"My mom's side {of the family}, they're straight-laced. They do everything by the book. But my whole dad's side of the family grew up next to this gnarley power plant in Linwood Pa, and I have a feeling that all that radiation just #*&@ with my whole family because everybody's nuts."


"It's a wall"


"Compton Ass terry is gonna be..." >>>
Terry: "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I love my show."

"we're also gonna give Don Vito a soul patch. I don't know where the hair came from but how you like my new belt?"

The Guys [after Don Vito take $100 from them and they're chasing him on 4-wheelers]: "Vito! Vito! Vito!!!"

[quietly]: "Don Vito's fat ass is directly above us right now."

"Ashton Koosher?"
(Thanks to Ryan)


"Merry Christmas, ya little yerks!"

"This is the biggest Christmas ever!...Or the brightest."

"Hell on ice."

"Ape is gonna get it."

"Ape, you're *so* doomed."

"Nothing is really *safe*."

"..Now, we're bailin' out to the new house."

"We're packin' up all out shit, and we're bailin' out."

"Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch."

"14 acres of land -- and I'm buyin' it."
[camera moves towards the new house; Bam stops it]
"H-Hey. Easy. It's a surprise."

"You don't even care, do you?"

"ASSIES!??!! What the hell are assies!?"

"We'll see you in New Orleans. Maybe."

"that was the worst wake up of my life"

"Well, we took a turn to Skatopia, so we might not make it to Mardi Gras, but at least we're pissing Vito off!"

"Hey Vito! I'm going skating"

"Vito's finally number one but he's driving a car full of number two!"

"Wanna bet, ass-whipe?"

Bam says: "These old people and these trees have one thing in common."
Ape: "What??"
Bam: "Theyre both gonna be in the ground soon!"
Ape: "BAM! Dont say that around here!"

(thanks to Mercedes)


"Ya just don't get it, Vito, do ya?"

"Ya just don't get it, Vito. Ya just don't get it."

"We're from the future!"

[After Dunn breaks the Mailbox and tells Bam they need cement]: "Call Glomb then."

[when ape asks what happend to the mailbox]: "Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough."

"We get mail on Saturday? I didn't know that..."

"I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn."

[refering to the cannon]: "Does it decrease in value if we use it?"

"Vito, you better be ready, because at the butt-crack of dawn your ass is getting kicked."

"Well lets party like its 1899 then."

"We're making a drawbridge!"

"Get me the mail. I'm expecting a german skate mag."

"Vito, your border-line fat."

When DICO says: "I just wanna sit here and download porn...and smut..."
*walks away* "Fair enough..."

[Bam]: "i just hit rake in the face wit a slushie"
[Raab]: "Perfect. Right in the eye."

"im goin sign as many autographs as i can until uh .. these guys kick my ass"

[To Dunn]: "u missin out on the cozy fire"

"phil and vito just signed up for full blown rock training"

"thanks to vitos commitment hes getting bruce springsteen tatooed on his ass"

"there's no springsteen, so get away from it"

"hes been bitchin all the way up the stairs"

"mom mom's goin dis-own u"

"mom mom never wants to speak to me or vito ever again"

"it looks horrible man .. wat the f*ck"

"they have sum serious hell comin their way"

"rent porno, spill wings, run up the phone bill whatever u gotta do"

"that f*ckin tack hurt so bad"

"dunn get it off me, get it the f*ck off me"

[johnny knoxville]: "omg it has its mouth open"
*bam*: "get it off!"

"dunn i found this in the woods"

[dunn hits johnny in balls] "its never gonna end"

bam:"theres no way u could be elvis"
phil: "he got chubby"
bam: "yeh chubby ur full blown fat"

bam: "this is the beginnin of ur rock star training"
brandon: "u woke yourself up"

bam: "did u see don's tatoo yet?"
mom mom: "i dont wanna see my 48 year old sons ass"

dunn: "atleast urs still runs down the street"
bam: "that'll still run"
dunn: "yeh with a little shimmy im sure"

"you know the consequences if u take the key?"

"get to work u f*ckin butthole"

bam: "i just thought of another hole"
dunn: "what?"
bam: "my foot up raab's ass"

bam: "its been f*ckin four hours"
dunn: "who are you talking to?"
bam: "myself"

*holds hoagie*: "this is the ball and you are the hole"

*shoves hoagie in vito's face*


"what did you just grab whatever you could find and paint it gold?"

"theres no such thing as a gold glove"

bam: "raab u painted windex"
raab: "who cares they see gold"
bam: "u paint it gold and expect it to be buried treasure"

"pirate bar is officially open, don vito still sucks, things couldnt get any better, oh yeah, slayer's playin"

"slayer kicked ass, don vito still couldnt get a date, but atleast he got his fatass on stage"

"dunn handles everything rough"

april: "what did u do to the mailbox? were never gona get mail now"
bam: "dont worry tomorrow's saturday we dont get mail"
april: "yeh we do"
*silence*
bam: "oh" *looks at dunn*
dunn: "i didnt know that either"

bam: "are those knoxville's boxers?"
vito: "yeah ima 57 n hes a 36"

"what'd you do to it, it does not look right"

april: "so far he's sawed off your hummer, and know your whole pool table is wrecked. so far what have you done to him?"
brandon: "there probably thinking of another plan right now"
bam: "thats why we have to get out there right now"

"I f*ckin hate snakes so bad"

"I got sean penn and hopper here to witness the humiliation"

girl: "thanks bam"
bam: "yeh uh ok"

"what colour puke or pea? *discussing it* puke it is"

"hey, now it looks like my hummer"

bam: "slayer's comin tomorrow"
dunn: "tomorrow?! tell em to come today!"

"today were fixin up the house and im landscaping"

"if you dont know who slayer is i suggest that you idiots go look it up cuz ur a dumbass"

"vito im gona find you a date"

bam: "brandon what are you doing?"
brandon: "break time"
bam: "break time?!"
brandon: "yeh i carried in all these boards"
bam: "theres 3 boards!!"

"you learned as much as your gonna learn"

bam: "ask her if she likes your wandering eye"
vito: "no!"
girl: "what?"

"dunn is ruining the bone. I think he wakes up and says 'i think im gonna f*ck everything up"

"you have no idea what to do, so we have a wire"

"To all those kids out there who wanted a fire pole, I beat you to it you little jerks!"
(thanks to Svetie)


Bam: "Hey Vito, do you want the soup of the day or the soup du jure?"
Vito: "It's the same thing!"

good sites:
http://users.pandora.be/jackassfan/jackass.htm
www.bamargera.com

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